Splashmaster 8000：射精假阳具8英寸

Splashmaster 8000：射精假阳具8英寸

厌倦了无聊的玩具，这些玩具却没有引起飞溅？遇到Splashmaster 8000：每次会议都会变成潮湿而狂野的冒险。跳入8英寸的乐趣，嬉戏和...更有趣！

值得口水的功能和怪癖：

1. 需求机制： Splashmaster不仅是一个聪明的名字。用一个温柔的挤压，他准备在您的游行中下雨 - 最好的方式！

2. 手工关注： 如此细致的细节，就像毕加索决定改为制作假阳具。

3. 完美的维度： 一个自动固定的6.1插入英寸。尺寸，笑容很重要！

4. 吸力超级英雄： 在夏季人行道上，这个冠军比口香糖更坚固。

5. PVC的最佳报价： 坚定不移，奇妙的灵活性，绝对没有戏剧性。

6. 水卵形： 那些唱歌的淋浴课程的防水。 Splashmaster喜欢一个好二重奏！

7. 秘密打包： 比作为图书馆员的忍者月光更具酌处权。

开始使用Splashmaster： 淹没尖端，温柔地挤压其宝藏，目睹它的装备。当您渴望表演盛大时，另一次挤压确保了起立鼓掌。

规格 - 技术琐事：

• 雄伟的长度（总长度）： 8.2英寸
• 冒险深度（可插入长度）： 6.1英寸
• 骄傲的直径： 1.6英寸
• 圆周：5英寸
• 重量： 476克 （他对此很敏感，好吗？）
• 材料： A级PVC

有趣的事实和方便的提示：

• 吸： 就像一个固定的章鱼一样，但不那么粘。
• 弯曲： 奥林匹克体操运动员水平。
• 防水的： Aquaman的竞争。
• 有团队精神的人： 绑带友好。环抱！
• 专长： 可以让下雨。

为了使Splashmaster一如既往地保持8000，请对他进行水性润滑剂和偶尔的睡前故事。深入了解一个咯咯笑，摇摆和飞溅的世界！

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