Sir Squirits-A-Lot: 6-inčni ejakulirajući gospodin dildo

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Kako se bavi takvim uglednim gospodom? Pa, to je prilično jednostavno, ljubav:

1. Daj te 'kraljevske dragulje' nježno prstohvat.
2. Potopite samo savjet (pazite na svoje manire!) U svoju preferiranu tekućinu - ali budimo jasni, bez Earla Greya.
3. Nježno pustite i pustite sir Squirtts-a-Lot popiti piće. Spremni za veliko finale? Stisnite se na njegove obiteljske dragulje i voilà!

Down-niski na ovom kapelu višeg sloja:

• Ukupna dužina: 6,69 inča (tako blizu riziku).
• Umetnula duljina: 4,72 inča.
• Promjer: 1,2 inča.
• Opseg: Gentlemanly 3,7 inča.
• Težina: Svjetlo 277G - gledao je njegovu figuru.
• Materijal: Premium PVC - Crème de la crème za vaše nestašne bitove.
• Sigurnost: Ovdje nema zastrašujućih stvari - EU dosegnite kompatibilne i sve.

Zašto je sir Squirts-a-Lot vaša šalica čaja:

1. Ejaculirajuća značajka? Zamislite to kao na buckinghamsku fontanu dildosa.
2. Izrađen s ljubavlju, obrazom i opsesivnim fokusom na detalje "dolje".
3. Naš je PVC toliko vrhunski, da bi mogao imati i svoje mjesto na luksuznom prolazu.
4. Rock-čvrsta baza za usisavanje, čvršća od britanske gornje usne.
5. Vodootporan za one trenutke "Splish-Splash koji sam se okupao".
6. Jolly dobro sa seksi Emporium remen.
7. Stiffing u Odjelu za sigurnost: netoksično i hipoalergeno.
8. Brodovi u diskretnoj ambalaži - sigurna je vaša mala tajna od nosnih Nellies -a.

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