Big Black Barry Dildo - For When Size Does Matter! 13.5 Inch

Introducing 'Big Black Barry,' the 13.5-inch wonder of the world, and by world, we mean your bedroom (or wherever else the adventure takes you)! Imagine, if you will, a meticulously crafted PVC dildo smoother than your best pick-up line and a shade blacker than your morning coffee. Barry’s generous 10 inches of insertable fun is here to remind you that sometimes, size does matter! But hey, it's not all about the size; it's also about flexibility. Barry might remind you of that gymnast you once admired – bending gracefully, but always firm where it counts.

Dreaming of a romantic duet in the shower? With Barry's waterproof skills, you can belt out ballads together while you get to know each other better. And speaking of sticking around, Barry's suction cup is so robust, it might just give your ex's attachment issues a run for their money.

Now, after all the fun, you may wonder about cleaning. Fear not! A dip in warm soapy water, and Barry is as fresh as a daisy, eagerly awaiting your next rendezvous. So, why wait? Bring 'Big Black Barry' home and let the giggles, winks, and memorable nights begin!

Specifications (Because Details Matter):

• Colour: It's black. Like, really black.
• Total Length: An awe-inspiring 13.5 inches (343mm) – because sometimes size really does matter.
• Insertable Length: A generous 10 inches (254mm). Are you up for the challenge?
• Diameter (Shaft): A solid 2.23 inches (57mm).
• Circumference (Shaft): A gripping 7 inches (178mm).
• Weight: 2.45lb (1112g) – Barry's got some heft to him!
• Material: Top-tier PVC, smoother than your best pick-up line.

Features to Rave About:

1. Detailed Realism: Barry's veiny presence makes for uncanny realism. He's got the looks and the touch.
2. Gymnast Flexibility: Barry can bend and twist, striking that perfect balance of comfort and firmness. Flex on, Barry!
3. Strap-On Sidekick: Ready to share the fun? Barry fits snugly into most harnesses.
4. Waterproof Wonder: Shower duets or tub-time tangos? Barry's your splash-proof partner.
5. Suction MVP: His grip's so tight, you'd think he's clinging on for dear life.
6. No-Nonsense Safety: While we love a good laugh, Barry takes your safety seriously. He's proudly Phthalate-free, meeting EU regulations, so you can enjoy worry-free fun.