Wanky Hankies – Sexy Facial Tissues (Pack of 7) – The Funniest Finish You’ll Ever Have

Cheeky novelty tissues • 7 gorgeous faces • Extra-large 33 cm sheets

When the moment arrives, why reach for boring white tissues? Wanky Hankies turn your “cleanup routine” into the main event. Inside this hilarious pack you’ll find seven extra-large 33 × 33 cm tissues, each printed with a different beautiful woman ready for your grand finale. Soft, strong, and designed for maximum fun, they make the perfect stocking filler, gag gift, or cheeky bedside essential.

Whether it’s a stag night laugh or a personal treat, these high-quality novelty tissues guarantee a grin… before and after you’ve finished.

✔ Key Features

✔ Seven unique sexy faces — one for every day of the week
✔ Extra-large 33 × 33 cm sheets for full coverage
✔ Soft but strong — no tearing at the crucial moment
✔ High-quality, full-colour print for maximum impact
✔ Hilarious gift for partners, mates, or yourself
✔ 100% discreet packaging for worry-free delivery
✔ Great novelty item for stag dos, birthdays & stocking fillers

✦ The Specifics

✦ Brand: Wanky Hankies
✦ Quantity: 7 tissues per pack
✦ Tissue Size: 33 × 33 cm (13″ × 13″)
✦ Material: Soft, absorbent tissue
✦ Print: Seven different full-colour models
✦ Packaging: Plain, discreet outer packaging
✦ Condition: Brand New – Factory Sealed

✦ Key Feature Summary (Yes / No)

➤ Novelty gift: Yes
➤ Reusable: No
➤ Discreet packaging: Yes
➤ High-quality print: Yes
➤ Suitable for everyday use: Yes
➤ Suitable for sensitive skin: Yes
➤ Adult humour theme: Yes

✦ Delivery & Discreet Packaging

Fast, discreet delivery across the UK and worldwide.
Same-day dispatch on all orders placed before 4 PM, Monday to Friday.
Arrives in plain, unbranded packaging — your secret is safe.

✦ Storage & Notes

➤ Store in a cool, dry place
➤ Keep packet sealed for freshness
➤ Not suitable as a replacement for actual cleaning wipes or medical tissues

✦ FAQs

Q: Are the prints high-quality?
Yes — full-colour, sharp prints of seven different women.

Q: Is the packaging discreet?
Absolutely. No one will know what’s inside.

Q: Are these safe for skin?
Yes — soft, standard tissue suitable for all skin types.

✦ Why Buy From Us?

✦ Fast, discreet UK dispatch
✦ Trusted UK retailer
✦ Huge range of novelty & adult gifts
✦ Carefully selected, quality-checked items

✦ Returns Summary

30-day returns on all unopened, unused items.
Must be returned in original sealed packaging.