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    The Darth Impaler Big 12 Inch Dildo Brown

    £26.00 £32.99

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    Description

    The Darth Impaler Big 12 Inch Dildo! Feel the force within you!

    Guaranteed to hit all the right spots this beast is ultra-satisfyingly firm with an amazing realistic feel erect girth, mimicking the real deal.
    Wanting to find your Dark Side and take on this 12.2 inches with a circumference of 7.4 inches. Boasting both length and girth The Darth Impaler is not a
    substitute for a balanced and healthy sex life.
    Bump and grind your way to orgasm as you take advantage of the powerful suction cup base that has been designed specifically to withstand the
    tremoring shudders of a climaxing human.

    The Darth Impaler is a meticulously detailed oversize suction cup dong, featuring pronounced veins, bulging creases and realistic contours.
    Pair this dildo with a harness and indulge with a bit of roleplay in the bedroom, spice it up and satisfy each others needs.

    The Darth Impaler Dildo is made from skin-safe, firm but flexible PVC that is phthalate-free according to EU regulation REACH.
    Easy to clean, we recommend warm soapy water for the best results, once cleaned leave to air dry.

    We guarantee to deliver this sex toy to you discreetly in a strong box with no contents labels or branding, there will be no way to tell what is inside the parcel until it has been opened.


    The Specifics:
    Total Length: 12.2 Inches (310mm)
    Insertable Length: 9.64 Inches (245mm)
    Diameter: 2.36 Inches (60mm)
    Circumference: 7.4 Inches (188mm)
    Weight: 2.05LB (930g)
    Material: PVC

    All items are Phthalate-free according to EU regulation REACH

     

    Read our dedicated review here for more information

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    Sexy Emporium

    The Darth Impaler Big 12 Inch Dildo Brown

    £26.00 £32.99

    The Darth Impaler Big 12 Inch Dildo! Feel the force within you!

    Guaranteed to hit all the right spots this beast is ultra-satisfyingly firm with an amazing realistic feel erect girth, mimicking the real deal.
    Wanting to find your Dark Side and take on this 12.2 inches with a circumference of 7.4 inches. Boasting both length and girth The Darth Impaler is not a
    substitute for a balanced and healthy sex life.
    Bump and grind your way to orgasm as you take advantage of the powerful suction cup base that has been designed specifically to withstand the
    tremoring shudders of a climaxing human.

    The Darth Impaler is a meticulously detailed oversize suction cup dong, featuring pronounced veins, bulging creases and realistic contours.
    Pair this dildo with a harness and indulge with a bit of roleplay in the bedroom, spice it up and satisfy each others needs.

    The Darth Impaler Dildo is made from skin-safe, firm but flexible PVC that is phthalate-free according to EU regulation REACH.
    Easy to clean, we recommend warm soapy water for the best results, once cleaned leave to air dry.

    We guarantee to deliver this sex toy to you discreetly in a strong box with no contents labels or branding, there will be no way to tell what is inside the parcel until it has been opened.


    The Specifics:
    Total Length: 12.2 Inches (310mm)
    Insertable Length: 9.64 Inches (245mm)
    Diameter: 2.36 Inches (60mm)
    Circumference: 7.4 Inches (188mm)
    Weight: 2.05LB (930g)
    Material: PVC

    All items are Phthalate-free according to EU regulation REACH

     

    Read our dedicated review here for more information

    Sex Toy Size

    • Large

    Sex Toy Colour

    • Tan Skin
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