The SplashMaster 8000: Ejaculating Dildo 8 Inches
The SplashMaster 8000: Ejaculating Dildo 8 Inches - Medium / Light Skin is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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The SplashMaster 8000: Ejaculating Dildo 8 Inches
Description
Description
The SplashMaster 8000: Ejaculating Dildo 8 Inches
Tired of boring toys that fail to make a splash? Meet the SplashMaster 8000: where every session becomes a wet and wild adventure. Dive into 8 inches of fun, frolic, and... well, more fun!
Drool-Worthy Features & Quirks:
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Cum-On-Demand Mechanism: The SplashMaster isn’t just a clever name. With one gentle squeeze, he’s ready to rain on your parade—in the best way possible!
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Artisanal Attention: So meticulously detailed, it's like Picasso decided to craft dildos instead.
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Perfect Dimensions: A self-assured 6.1 insertable inches. Size, and a good chuckle, does matter!
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Suction Superhero: This champ sticks with more tenacity than gum on a summer sidewalk.
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PVC's Best Offer: Unyieldingly firm, wondrously flexible, and absolutely drama-free.
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Water Follies: Waterproof for those sing-along shower sessions. The SplashMaster loves a good duet!
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Packaged in Secrecy: Delivered with more discretion than a ninja moonlighting as a librarian.
Getting Started with the SplashMaster: Submerge the tip, tenderly squeeze its treasure trove, and witness it gear up. When you’re craving the grand performance, another squeeze ensures a standing ovation.
Specifications - The Technical Tidbits:
- Majestic Length (total length): 8.2 inches
- Adventure Depth (insertable length): 6.1 inches
- Proud Diameter: 1.6 inches
- Circumference: 5 Inches
- Weight: 476g (He’s sensitive about it, okay?)
- Material: A-Grade PVC
Fun Facts & Handy Hints:
- Suction: Like a clingy octopus, but less slimy.
- Bendiness: Olympic gymnast levels.
- Waterproof: Aquaman's got competition.
- Team Player: Strap-on friendly. Group hug!
- Special Skill: Can make it rain on command.
To keep the SplashMaster 8000 as sprightly as ever, treat him to a water-based lubricant and an occasional bedtime story. Dive into a world of giggles, jiggles, and splashes!
1 - 2 Days
Average UK delivery time
30 Days
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