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    Supreme Sex Toys  |  SKU: DL-19-CCC-FLESH

    The SplashMaster 8000: Ejaculating Dildo 8 Inches

    $24.00 $32.00

    Colour: White

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    Description

    The SplashMaster 8000: Ejaculating Dildo 8 Inches

    Tired of boring toys that fail to make a splash? Meet the SplashMaster 8000: where every session becomes a wet and wild adventure. Dive into 8 inches of fun, frolic, and... well, more fun!

    Drool-Worthy Features & Quirks:

    1. Cum-On-Demand Mechanism: The SplashMaster isn’t just a clever name. With one gentle squeeze, he’s ready to rain on your parade—in the best way possible!

    2. Artisanal Attention: So meticulously detailed, it's like Picasso decided to craft dildos instead.

    3. Perfect Dimensions: A self-assured 6.1 insertable inches. Size, and a good chuckle, does matter!

    4. Suction Superhero: This champ sticks with more tenacity than gum on a summer sidewalk.

    5. PVC's Best Offer: Unyieldingly firm, wondrously flexible, and absolutely drama-free.

    6. Water Follies: Waterproof for those sing-along shower sessions. The SplashMaster loves a good duet!

    7. Packaged in Secrecy: Delivered with more discretion than a ninja moonlighting as a librarian.

    Getting Started with the SplashMaster: Submerge the tip, tenderly squeeze its treasure trove, and witness it gear up. When you’re craving the grand performance, another squeeze ensures a standing ovation.

    Specifications - The Technical Tidbits:

    • Majestic Length (total length): 8.2 inches
    • Adventure Depth (insertable length): 6.1 inches
    • Proud Diameter: 1.6 inches
    • Circumference: 5 Inches
    • Weight: 476g (He’s sensitive about it, okay?)
    • Material: A-Grade PVC

    Fun Facts & Handy Hints:

    • Suction: Like a clingy octopus, but less slimy.
    • Bendiness: Olympic gymnast levels.
    • Waterproof: Aquaman's got competition.
    • Team Player: Strap-on friendly. Group hug!
    • Special Skill: Can make it rain on command.

    To keep the SplashMaster 8000 as sprightly as ever, treat him to a water-based lubricant and an occasional bedtime story. Dive into a world of giggles, jiggles, and splashes!

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    8 Inch Ejaculating Dildo Flesh
    Supreme Sex Toys

    The SplashMaster 8000: Ejaculating Dildo 8 Inches

    $24.00 $32.00

    The SplashMaster 8000: Ejaculating Dildo 8 Inches

    Tired of boring toys that fail to make a splash? Meet the SplashMaster 8000: where every session becomes a wet and wild adventure. Dive into 8 inches of fun, frolic, and... well, more fun!

    Drool-Worthy Features & Quirks:

    1. Cum-On-Demand Mechanism: The SplashMaster isn’t just a clever name. With one gentle squeeze, he’s ready to rain on your parade—in the best way possible!

    2. Artisanal Attention: So meticulously detailed, it's like Picasso decided to craft dildos instead.

    3. Perfect Dimensions: A self-assured 6.1 insertable inches. Size, and a good chuckle, does matter!

    4. Suction Superhero: This champ sticks with more tenacity than gum on a summer sidewalk.

    5. PVC's Best Offer: Unyieldingly firm, wondrously flexible, and absolutely drama-free.

    6. Water Follies: Waterproof for those sing-along shower sessions. The SplashMaster loves a good duet!

    7. Packaged in Secrecy: Delivered with more discretion than a ninja moonlighting as a librarian.

    Getting Started with the SplashMaster: Submerge the tip, tenderly squeeze its treasure trove, and witness it gear up. When you’re craving the grand performance, another squeeze ensures a standing ovation.

    Specifications - The Technical Tidbits:

    Fun Facts & Handy Hints:

    To keep the SplashMaster 8000 as sprightly as ever, treat him to a water-based lubricant and an occasional bedtime story. Dive into a world of giggles, jiggles, and splashes!

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