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    Best Dildo Guide

    Dildos are the oldest sex toy available. A true tried and tested product that has stood the test of time and will continue to do so. With such a huge range of different styles, shapes, colours and materials to choose from, it can be difficult to pick the perfect one for you.

    A unisex sex toy, used by men, women and couples all over the world, these versatile toys are an essential for any sex toy collection.

    We've crafted our Best Dildo Guide specifically to help you find the perfect match for you today!

     

    REALISTIC

    Realistic dildos feature all the details of a real life penis. Expect to find that your realistic dildo includes bulging veins, creases and contours designed to match the lifelike features of a penis. You can find realistic dildos in almost all sizes, shapes and styles, but they should all look and feel realistic. Lifelike materials such as TPE and silicone work best for these dildos as they're soft to touch and comfortable to use.

    Best Realistic Dildos Example

    Benefits:

    • Realistically styled with veins, creases and contours.
    • Real feel materials are used to make it literally feel like a real penis.
    • A huge range of sizes, colours and shapes are available to fulfil all fantasies.

    Start with: Real Feel 7 Inch Dildo

    Best for: Great for beginners and those who want something realistic to play with.

    SLIM

    Slim dildos should be pretty self explanatory, these are literally dildos that do not have so much thickness or girth. These are great for people who are tighter or may want to slim dildo for anal sex. Slim dildos come in a huge range of styles and colours, but tend to be slightly smaller on average to other dildos.

    Best Slim Dildos Example

    Benefits:

    • Not as thick as standard dildos, which can be perfect for certain occasions.
    • Great first time dildos or for people who are tighter than your average sex toy user.
    • Work well as peggers or anal sex toys, they are not too intimidating for the average user.

    Start with: 7.6 Inch Suction Cup Dildo

    Best for: Perfect for new users who don't want to feel too stretched too early on. These have been carefully designed for easy insertion and can also be used as a warm up for anal sex.

    ANAL

    Anal dildos have been specifically designed with your bum in mind. These toys can come in a range of styles, however they should all featured flared and suction cup bases. This prevents them from accidentally being sucked up into your bum, which could result in a hospital visit! In general anal dildos feature smaller proportions to your average dildo, this will include a thinner and shorter shaft, with a smooth and tapered penis tip for easy insertion.

    Best Anal Dildo Example

    Benefits:

    • Flared or suction cup base to prevent accidents.
    • Generally smaller proportions as to not be intimidating for an inexperienced user.
    • Anal dildos come in a range of styles to fulfil all desires, but we have picked a range that will be suitable for all users.

    Start with: 5.5 Inch Anal Starter Dildo

    Best for: Anyone who wants to use a dildo for anal sex. These toys all featured flared bases or suction cups to keep the product from potentially getting sucked into you. These are usually for newer users, and you may want to try a different category for larger sizes anal dildos.

    LARGE

    Big, large, extreme or huge - whatever you call them these dildos all have one thing in common, their oversized features! These dildos are designed to push you and fill you thanks to their extra long and wide shafts. Large dildo sex toys come in a huge range of styles, colour and materials. If you're new to these, you will need to work your way up from a smaller size. Make sure you're always using them with plenty of lubrication to prevent harm or discomfort.

    Best Large Dildo Example

    Benefits:

    • Oversized features including extra long shafts and more girth than your average dildo.
    • Large dildos can be extremely satisfying once you've worked your way up.
    • We stock a huge range of large dildos to help meet all sexual fantasies.

    Start with: Gargantua Lifelike 9.5 Inch Dildo

    Best for: These are for advanced users, and some will be for more expert users. They are designed to push you to the limits and you will need to have worked your way up from a smaller size before taking these on.

    EJACULATING

    Ejaculating dildos are able to suck up a liquid and squirt it out on command. These dildos are very realistic because they can mimic male ejaculation with a liquid of your choice. We stock ejaculating dildos in a range of sizes, colours and styles to meet all requirements.

    Best Ejaculating Dildo Example

    Benefits:

    • These dildos can suck up a liquid of your choice which can be squirted out where you want.
    • Lifelike artificial sperm can be used to make it even more realistic.
    • We stock ejaculating dildos in a range of sizes, colours and styles to suit your desires.

    Start with: 6 Inch Ejaculating Dildo

    Best for: Anyone can use an ejaculating dildo, but our average buyer usually has experience with a standard dildo first and requires this type for a specific fantasy.

    INFLATABLE

    Inflatable dildos have been designed like a balloon. They're able to expand in size as more air can be added to the dildo, which makes it bigger. You're able to pump it up a little, insert it and pump it up further. Great for testing your limits as the toy can be expanded to the size that perfectly suits you.

    Best Inflatable Dildo Example

    Benefits:

    • These dildos can be inflated with air to the size you require - please be careful not to overinflate.
    • Great for testing your limits and to see how big you can take it.
    • Easy to use, clean and use again.

    Start with: We currently do not stock inflatable dildos.

    Best for: These are for more experienced users who may want to see how large they can take it. Please make sure you do not overinflate.

    DOUBLE ENDED

    Double ended dildos feature 2 insertable tips. They usually have one end facing away from the other, however you can purchase U-shaped double ended dildos and even double headed dildos. These are a great toy for couples session where you can share one end each, or even for solo play where you can experience the thrill of double penetration.

    Best Double Ended Dildo Example

    Benefits:

    • Double enders feature 2 separate insertable tips, great for both solo and couples play.
    • You can use them solo to experience double penetration.
    • Double ended dildos are great for couples session where you can share an end each.

    Start with: Real Feel 14.5 Inch Double Ended Dildo

    Best for: Solo users can use it for double penetration or even to take advantage of the extended shafts. Couples can also share the pleasure by inserting both ends at the same time.

    SUCTION

    Suction cup dildos are one of the most versatile sex toys on the market. In the most basic sense, these are dildos with a sucker on the base that can be stuck onto most smooth and flat surfaces so that you can use the toy hands-free. The suction cup allows you to use the dildo in all kinds of kinky ways and places. You can also pair most suction cup dildos up with a strap-on harness, to create a strap-on dildos. So you will find a suction cup dong is great for both solo play and couples play!

    Best Suction Dildo Example

    Benefits:

    • Suction cup dildos can be stuck onto a smooth and flat surface for hands free sexual satisfaction.
    • Great for solo play where you want to be using the dildo without having to hold it at the same time.
    • Most suction cup dildos can be paired with a strap-on harness to be used as a strap-on dildo.

    Start with: Realistic 6 Inch Suction Cup Dildo

    Best for: All sex toy users should own a suction cup dildo due to their versatility. You can use it solo or as a couple or even as a part of strap-on dildo kit!

    GLASS

    Glass dildos are a unique experience of their own. Rigid and unyielding, these dildos are great for hitting specific spots and can be warmed up or cooled down, so that you can experience new sensations that stimulate your nerve endings

    Best Glass Dildo Example

    Benefits:

    • Glass dildos are not very flexible, so they make great probers and can carefully target certain areas.
    • You can warm up or cool down your glass dildo to experience new sensations.
    • One of the easiest sex toys to clean, simply use warm, soapy water or stick it in the dishwasher.

    Start with: Currently we do not stock glass dildos

    Best for: Experienced users who want to hit specific areas, as well users who may want to try temperature play with their dildo.

    VIBRATING

    Add extra stimulation to your dildo by picking a vibrating dildo! These are your standard dildo with some electronics to make it vibrate and sometimes rotate or pulsate on command as you require. They're great for adding a little extra excitement to your solo session or even for adventurous couples looking to spice things up.

    Best Vibrating Dildo Example

    Benefits:

    • Vibrating dildos are great for adding a little extra kick to your dildo.
    • Some may work by having a removable bullet in the base which can be added or removed as you require.
    • Perfect for couples who want to add a little spice to their activities.

    Start with: 7.5 Inch Lifelike Vibrator

    Best for: Couples and kinksters looking to add a little more pleasure to the sensation. Great if you desire something more than just penetration.

    STRAP ON

    A strap-on dildo is a sex toy where a dildo is fastened to your body using a strap-on harness. Most suction cup dildos can be used with strap-on harnesses as their suction cup can be used to hold the dildo steady when fastened to the harness using the silicone "O" rings provided. Strap-on dildos are great for lesbian couples as you're able to experience penetration, as well men can use hollow-strap on dildos to increase their penis length and girth.

    Best Strap-On Dildo Example

    Benefits:

    • Strap-on dildos are great for couples play and can be used by all sexes.
    • Women can attach a strap-on dildo to their body to penetrate their partner, or men can use a hollow strap-on dildo to increase their penis length and girth.
    • Even women can use strap-on dildos on their male partners, if you need to start small, search for a pegging strap-on.

    Start with: 5 Inch Strap On

    Best for: Couples who want to share the pleasure of penetration! These can be used by women and men and we've got a huge range to suit all levels of experience.