Sir Squirts-a-Lot: The 6 Inch Ejaculating Gentleman Dildo
Sir Squirts-a-Lot: The 6 Inch Ejaculating Gentleman Dildo is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Place your order by 4pm GMT, Monday to Friday, and we'll promptly dispatch it the very same day from our UK warehouse. Your privacy is paramount to us, so rest assured, your package will arrive in unmarked, discreet packaging.
Sir Squirts-a-Lot: The 6 Inch Ejaculating Gentleman Dildo
1 - 4 Days
Delivered within 1-4 working days after your order is paid
30 Days
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Description
Description
Looking for a saucy rendezvous without the awkward morning chat? Pull up a chair and meet Sir Squirts-a-Lot, your new posh (and slightly naughty) bedside companion.
How Does One Handle Such a Distinguished Gentleman? Well, it's quite simple, love:
- Give those 'royal jewels' a gentle pinch.
- Submerge just the tip (mind your manners!) into your preferred liquid – but let’s be clear, no Earl Grey.
- Gently release, and let Sir Squirts-a-Lot have a drink. Ready for the grand finale? A squeeze to his family jewels and voilà!
The Down-Low on this Upper-Class Chap:
- Total Length: 6.69 inches (so close to being risqué).
- Insertable Length: 4.72 inches.
- Diameter: 1.2 inches.
- Circumference: a gentlemanly 3.7 inches.
- Weight: A light 277g - he's been watching his figure.
- Material: Premium PVC – the crème de la crème for your naughty bits.
- Safety: No dodgy stuff here – EU REACH compliant and all.
Why Sir Squirts-a-Lot Is Your Cup of Tea:
- Ejaculating feature? Think of it as the Buckingham Fountain of dildos.
- Crafted with love, cheek, and an obsessive focus on the 'downstairs' details.
- Our PVC is so top-notch, it might as well have its own spot on the luxury aisle.
- Rock-solid suction cup base, sturdier than a Brit's upper lip.
- Waterproof for those "splish-splash I was taking a bath" moments.
- Jolly good with the Sexy Emporium strap-on.
- Spiffing in the safety department: non-toxic and hypoallergenic.
- Ships in discreet packaging – your little secret's safe from the nosy Nellies.
For a smashing experience, pair with some water-based lubricant. After the fun, a bit of a wash, and he's ready for the next waltz!
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