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Supreme Sex Toys  |  SKU: DL-19-A-FLESH

Sir Squirts-a-Lot: The 6 Inch Ejaculating Gentleman Dildo

$16.00 $18.00


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Description

Looking for a saucy rendezvous without the awkward morning chat? Pull up a chair and meet Sir Squirts-a-Lot, your new posh (and slightly naughty) bedside companion.

How Does One Handle Such a Distinguished Gentleman? Well, it's quite simple, love:

  1. Give those 'royal jewels' a gentle pinch.
  2. Submerge just the tip (mind your manners!) into your preferred liquid – but let’s be clear, no Earl Grey.
  3. Gently release, and let Sir Squirts-a-Lot have a drink. Ready for the grand finale? A squeeze to his family jewels and voilà!

The Down-Low on this Upper-Class Chap:

  • Total Length: 6.69 inches (so close to being risqué).
  • Insertable Length: 4.72 inches.
  • Diameter: 1.2 inches.
  • Circumference: a gentlemanly 3.7 inches.
  • Weight: A light 277g - he's been watching his figure.
  • Material: Premium PVC – the crème de la crème for your naughty bits.
  • Safety: No dodgy stuff here – EU REACH compliant and all.

Why Sir Squirts-a-Lot Is Your Cup of Tea:

  1. Ejaculating feature? Think of it as the Buckingham Fountain of dildos.
  2. Crafted with love, cheek, and an obsessive focus on the 'downstairs' details.
  3. Our PVC is so top-notch, it might as well have its own spot on the luxury aisle.
  4. Rock-solid suction cup base, sturdier than a Brit's upper lip.
  5. Waterproof for those "splish-splash I was taking a bath" moments.
  6. Jolly good with the Sexy Emporium strap-on.
  7. Spiffing in the safety department: non-toxic and hypoallergenic.
  8. Ships in discreet packaging – your little secret's safe from the nosy Nellies.

For a smashing experience, pair with some water-based lubricant. After the fun, a bit of a wash, and he's ready for the next waltz!

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6 Inch Ejaculating Dildo Flesh - Sexy Emporium
Supreme Sex Toys

Sir Squirts-a-Lot: The 6 Inch Ejaculating Gentleman Dildo

$16.00 $18.00

Looking for a saucy rendezvous without the awkward morning chat? Pull up a chair and meet Sir Squirts-a-Lot, your new posh (and slightly naughty) bedside companion.

How Does One Handle Such a Distinguished Gentleman? Well, it's quite simple, love:

  1. Give those 'royal jewels' a gentle pinch.
  2. Submerge just the tip (mind your manners!) into your preferred liquid – but let’s be clear, no Earl Grey.
  3. Gently release, and let Sir Squirts-a-Lot have a drink. Ready for the grand finale? A squeeze to his family jewels and voilà!

The Down-Low on this Upper-Class Chap:

Why Sir Squirts-a-Lot Is Your Cup of Tea:

  1. Ejaculating feature? Think of it as the Buckingham Fountain of dildos.
  2. Crafted with love, cheek, and an obsessive focus on the 'downstairs' details.
  3. Our PVC is so top-notch, it might as well have its own spot on the luxury aisle.
  4. Rock-solid suction cup base, sturdier than a Brit's upper lip.
  5. Waterproof for those "splish-splash I was taking a bath" moments.
  6. Jolly good with the Sexy Emporium strap-on.
  7. Spiffing in the safety department: non-toxic and hypoallergenic.
  8. Ships in discreet packaging – your little secret's safe from the nosy Nellies.

For a smashing experience, pair with some water-based lubricant. After the fun, a bit of a wash, and he's ready for the next waltz!

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