Dildo Guide

Dildos are the oldest sex toy available. A true tried and tested product that has stood the test of time and will continue to do so. With such a huge range of different styles, shapes, colours and materials to choose from, it can be difficult to pick the perfect one for you.

A unisex sex toy, used by men, women and couples all over the world, these versatile toys are an essential for any sex toy collection.

We've crafted our Dildo Guide specifically to help you find the perfect match for you today!

 

WHAT EXACTLY IS A DILDO? 

Well it is a synthetic phallus I hear you say! Haha perhaps not! Simply, it’s an artificial/fake penis or object used to simulate a penis. A dildo can be inserted into the vagina, anus or mouth, and used to create stimulation, which if done correctly will produce an orgasm. Sounds good right?!

 

Portable Phallic Pieces

Dildos really can get a lot more complicated after that. For example, it does not necessarily have to be penis shaped, they come in various shapes, sizes, textures, materials, colours and there is no way to guarantee you will enjoy it initially, since you will need to find the right dildo for you. You will need to consider the size, the shape and the materials to get that perfect comfortable fit.

 

Key Points:

  • Black Dildo

    Dildos are used for sexual penetration

     
  • They mimic a man's penis
  • They do not get tired or decide they'd rather watch the football instead
  • Dildos¬†can last as long as you do, and they're ready to go again straight away afterwards
  • Dildos¬†are one of the oldest sex toys to exist¬†
  • Because they have been around so long, they're extremely reliable
  • You can use your¬†dildos¬†hands free if it has a suction cup base
  • Dildos¬†come in almost all colours
  • You can buy¬†dildos¬†as small as 3 inches right up to over 25 inches
  • They're the first sex toy beginners will usually purchase

 

WHY SHOULD I BUY A DILDO?

Generally, you would own a dildo if you’re don’t have a steady supply of natural penis to subdue your cravings. You can store your dildo away privately and use it whenever you’re feeling horny to relieve natural urges. Dildos are mainly used by women to meet their needs, however many men and couples still use dildos to entertain their partner in the bedroom.

Some personal advice is to start small and work your way up. You can still achieve satisfaction with a slightly smaller dildo used well, whereas picking a large dildo first can be less pleasurable if not painful.

Dildos vary in price depending on various factors. We have worked over many years to get our prices as competitive as they are. Many of our dildos would be double their price at other major retailers.

Dildos are ergonomically designed to simulate erect penis and are suitable for vaginal, anal and oral insertion. Dildos do not vibrate. Vibrators vibrate. Although we do stock vibrating dildos, so who even knows anymore!? Dildos come in a wide range of colours, sizes, and shapes; some dildos may even light up while in use.

Why Should I Buy A Dildo?

 

HOW DO I USE A DILDO?

Although it may seem obvious at first, we want to provide some additional information about how to use your new¬†dildo. By carefully taking care of your¬†dildo, you will also take care of yourself in the process. Firstly, please use the¬†dildo¬†with¬†lubrication¬†‚Äď it does not take much to chafe your skin when rubbing your new member against it. That‚Äôs important to know when you plan on thrusting your new plaything in and out of your body.

For best results, you want to get your¬†dildo¬†slick, this allows the toy to easily glide in and out of your body without too much rubbing. The best all-round lubricants we recommend are¬†hybrid based¬†‚Äď a little more expensive than your typical¬†water-based lubricant¬†but they are much slicker and longer lasting. If you want a¬†standard,¬†sensation enhancing¬†or¬†flavoured lubricant¬†‚Äď come over to our¬†water-based lubricant section¬†where you will find our enormous range from the top brands. They are inexpensive, so you can stock up on a few so that you can have a little variety.

A top tip to note is that it is not a race. Take your time and set the mood, create some atmosphere for the occasion. If you’re planning a longer session with a new toy, you will need to break your new toy in slowly by allowing your body to adjust. This is another reason why you may want to start off small and work yourself up to the size you’ve always wanted.

How to Use A Dildo Diagram

Key Points:

  • Set the mood and make sure you're ready for the experience
  • Apply some water-based lubricant to the¬†dildo¬†and yourself
  • Gently insert using the smooth and tapered tip and begin to thrust
  • Fantasise about whatever gets your rocks off
  • When you're finished, make sure your¬†dildo¬†is cleaned and stored properly

 

HOW DO I CLEAN MY DILDO?

The first thing you should do once you receive any sex toy from any retailer is to clean it! The toy will arrive sterile but it will still need to be cleaned first to ensure any debris from the packaging has been completely removed. 

Thankfully cleaning a¬†dildo¬†from Sexy Emporium is super easy!¬†Simply, fill a bowel full of warm soapy water, submerge your new dildo, clean and rinse the dildo. Once cleaned, leave to air dry! Top tip ‚Äď don‚Äôt waste your money on sex toy cleaner, warm soapy water provides the best results and saves you money!¬†¬†

Be sure to never use a household cleanser or anything that could cause irritations

We recommended you clean your dildo after every use, and this will also save you the embarrassment of quickly running to clean your toy during your next erotic encounter!

How Do I Clean My Dildo

Benefits:

  • Clean your¬†dildo¬†before its first use
  • Clean your¬†dildo¬†after each use¬†
  • You only need to use warm, soapy water with our¬†dildos¬†for best results
  • Once cleaned, leave to air dry
  • Store your¬†dildo¬†in a cool, dark and dry place, such as a draw
  • Make sure your¬†dildo¬†is not left touching other sex toys as the materials can react
  • For best practice, store your¬†dildo¬†in a bag or box
  • Cleaning and maintaining your¬†dildo¬†will ensure it lasts the test of time
  • Please do not use a dishwasher unless your¬†dildo¬†is made from glass, metal or ceramic

 

HOW TO PICK THE BEST DILDO?

It can be tough to pick the perfect¬†dildo¬†for yourself ‚Äď the range of hundreds of products is overwhelming unless you know exactly what you‚Äôre after. We‚Äôre constantly working to make the process easier and at the same time continue to expand our huge variety of sex toys.

How Do I Pick The Best Dildo?

Key Points:

  • This is all down to personal choice
  • Consider which size you would like, what material and what colour
  • Does it need any special features?¬†
  • Suction cups, a curved shaft or does it need to be a certain shape? Consider everything to pick the perfect¬†dildo

 

TYPES OF DILDOS

REALISTIC DILDOS

Realistic Dildos¬†‚Äď if you‚Äôre looking for a¬†dildo¬†that is as close to the real thing as possible, then please head over to our realistic¬†dildos¬†category where you will find anatomically accurate artificial penile.

Realistic Dildos Example

Key Points:

  • Lifelike style which mimics a real penis
  • Real feel materials make it feel just like the real thing
  • Strong suction cup base can hold it steady whilst you play hands-free
  • Available in a choice of colours and sizes
  • Well engineered and reliable sex toy that is able to perform on command

Start with: Superior Realistic 7 Inch Dildo

Best for: Beginners who are trying their first dildo

 

SLIM DILDOS

Slim Dildos¬†‚Äď Certain situations require slimmer¬†dildos, first time users are wise to start here, pegging will require a small¬†dildo, or if it's purely for the novelty factor, our slim¬†dildos¬†category features¬†dildos¬†with smaller overall circumference than the average selection.

Slim Dildos Example

Key Points:

  • Designed to be easy to insert
  • Usually slightly shorter and better for beginners
  • Smooth, tapered tips help make insertion comfortable
  • Strong suction cup base means they can be used hands-free or as part of a strap-on kit
  • Available in a choice of materials, colours and styles
  • Perfect for anal sex as they're not too intimidating for a newbie

Start with: 5.5 Inch Anal Starter Dildo

Best for: Someone who wants less girth, great for anal sex and beginners

 

ANAL DILDOS

Anal Dildos¬†‚Äď These¬†dildos¬†have been carefully selected for anal play. They feature flared bases to prevent mishaps and the sizes are not too intimidating for most users.

Anal Dildos Example

Key Points:

  • Specifically designed for anal as they feature suction cup and wedge bases
  • Soft materials and smoother shafts make them easier to insert
  • Smooth, tapered tips ease insertion
  • Available in a choice of sizes
  • Lifelike real feel materials make them feel like the real thing
  • Easy to use, clean and use again

Start with: Real Feel 7.5 Inch Pegging Dildo

Best for: Anyone that is going to use a dildo for anal sex, these are a must have

 

LARGE DILDOS

Large Dildos¬†‚Äď Go big or go home! If size really does matter, then we have you covered. Maybe you‚Äôre an old pro looking for a newer model, or maybe you‚Äôre working your way up through our ranks, whatever your situation we‚Äôre here to fulfil it.

Large Dildos Example

Key Points:

  • Larger than average¬†dildos¬†to create that nice full feeling
  • Strong suction cups can hold these beasts steady
  • Can be used to produce intense orgasms
  • Includes all the realistic features of any realistic dildo
  • Real feel materials help make them soft and comfortable
  • Can be used as part of a strap-on kit with the right harness
  • Easy to use, clean and use again with just warm, soapy water

Start with: Long Texas BBQ 12 Inch Large Dildo

Best for: Anyone that wants a bit extra length and girth. These will fill and thrill!

 

EJACULATING DILDOS

Ejaculating Dildos¬†‚Äď Looking for a¬†dildo¬†that can squirt a liquid of your choice wherever you need it? Buy an ejaculating¬†dildo! These handy companions mimic male ejaculation, but we leave you to decide where you want it.

Ejaculating Dildos

Key Points:

  • Some of the most realistic¬†dildos¬†on the market
  • You are able to squirt a variety of liquids including water, milk and cum like lubricants
  • Can be used hands-free or as part of a strap-on kit thanks to the suction cup base
  • Available in a choice of sizes, colours and materials to suit all fantasies
  • Easily cleaned using just warm, soapy water

Start with: 6 Inch Ejaculating Dildo

Best for: People who want a dildo that is able to squirt a liquid of their choice

 

DOUBLE ENDED DILDOS

Double Ended Dildos¬†‚Äď Double the trouble? If you‚Äôre looking for dual satisfaction in the bedroom, or looking to satisfy your partner, consider a double ended¬†dildo. Featuring two different heads, the flexibility in these toys allows for double penetration or you can ride along with your partner!

Double Ended Dildos Example

Key Points:

  • These allow 2 people to insert the¬†dildo¬†at the same time
  • Great for lesbians who want to experience penetration at the same time using the same toy
  • The¬†dildo¬†can also be used solo for double penetration
  • Many different styles are available to suit all desires
  • Strong and reliable materials make these some of the most popular¬†dildos¬†we sell

Start with: Real Feel 14.5 Inch Double Ended Dildo

Best for: Couples play where both can share the thrill of penetration at the same time

 

STRAP-ON DILDOS

Strap-on Dildos¬†‚Äď Pair your favourite Sexy Emporium¬†dildo¬†with one of our strap-on harnesses for a wild adventure or pick one of our premade strap-on kits to spice up your sex life!

Strap-On Dildos

 Key Points:

  • Great for lesbians who want to experience penetration
  • Women can use their strap-on¬†dildo¬†on their partner, this is called "pegging"
  • Fully adjustable harness covers a lot of UK sizes
  • The¬†dildo¬†can easily be switched for something bigger or smaller
  • Easy to use and clean

Start with: Brown 5 Inch Strap-On Dildo With Pink Harness

Best for: Couples and beginner strap-on users