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    Dildo Guide

    DildosĀ are the oldest sex toy available. A true tried and tested product that has stood the test of time and will continue to do so. With such a huge range of different styles, shapes, colours and materials to choose from, it can be difficult to pick the perfect one for you.

    A unisex sex toy, used by men, women and couples all over the world, these versatile toys are an essential for anyĀ sex toyĀ collection.

    We've crafted ourĀ Dildo GuideĀ specifically to help you find the perfect match for you today!

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    WHAT EXACTLY IS A DILDO?Ā 

    Well it is a synthetic phallus I hear you say! Haha perhaps not! Simply, itā€™s an artificial/fake penis or object used to simulate a penis. AĀ dildoĀ can be inserted into the vagina, anus or mouth, and used to create stimulation, which if done correctly will produce an orgasm. Sounds good right?!

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    DildosĀ really can get a lot more complicated after that. For example, it does not necessarily have to be penis shaped, they come in various shapes, sizes, textures, materials, colours and there is no way to guarantee you will enjoy it initially, since you will need to find the rightĀ dildoĀ for you. You will need to consider the size, the shape and the materials to get that perfect comfortable fit.

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    Key Points:

    • Black Dildo

      DildosĀ are used for sexual penetration

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    • They mimic a man's penis
    • They do not get tired or decide they'd rather watch the football instead
    • DildosĀ can last as long as you do, and they're ready to go again straight away afterwards
    • DildosĀ are one of the oldest sex toys to existĀ 
    • Because they have been around so long, they're extremely reliable
    • You can use yourĀ dildosĀ hands free if it has a suction cup base
    • DildosĀ come in almost all colours
    • You can buyĀ dildosĀ as small as 3 inches right up to over 25 inches
    • They're the first sex toy beginners will usually purchase

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    WHY SHOULD I BUY A DILDO?

    Generally, you would own aĀ dildoĀ if youā€™re donā€™t have a steady supply of natural penis to subdue your cravings. You can store yourĀ dildoĀ away privately and use it whenever youā€™re feeling horny to relieve natural urges.Ā DildosĀ are mainly used by women to meet their needs, however many men and couples still useĀ dildosĀ to entertain their partner in the bedroom.

    Some personal advice is to start small and work your way up. You can still achieve satisfaction with a slightlyĀ smaller dildoĀ used well, whereas picking aĀ large dildoĀ first can be less pleasurable if not painful.

    DildosĀ vary in price depending on various factors. We have worked over many years to get our prices as competitive as they are. Many of ourĀ dildosĀ would be double their price at other major retailers.

    DildosĀ are ergonomically designed to simulate erect penis and are suitable for vaginal, anal and oral insertion.Ā DildosĀ do not vibrate.Ā VibratorsĀ vibrate. Although we do stockĀ vibrating dildos, so who even knows anymore!?Ā DildosĀ come in a wide range of colours, sizes, and shapes; someĀ dildosĀ may even light up while in use.

    Why Should I Buy A Dildo?

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    HOW DO I USE A DILDO?

    Although it may seem obvious at first, we want to provide some additional information about how to use your newĀ dildo. By carefully taking care of yourĀ dildo, you will also take care of yourself in the process. Firstly, please use theĀ dildoĀ withĀ lubricationĀ ā€“ it does not take much to chafe your skin when rubbing your new member against it. Thatā€™s important to know when you plan on thrusting your new plaything in and out of your body.

    For best results, you want to get yourĀ dildoĀ slick, this allows the toy to easily glide in and out of your body without too much rubbing. The best all-round lubricants we recommend areĀ hybrid basedĀ ā€“ a little more expensive than your typicalĀ water-based lubricantĀ but they are much slicker and longer lasting. If you want aĀ standard,Ā sensation enhancingĀ orĀ flavoured lubricantĀ ā€“ come over to ourĀ water-based lubricant sectionĀ where you will find our enormous range from the top brands. They are inexpensive, so you can stock up on a few so that you can have a little variety.

    A top tip to note is that it is not a race. Take your time and set the mood, create some atmosphere for the occasion. If youā€™re planning a longer session with a new toy, you will need to break your new toy in slowly by allowing your body to adjust. This is another reason why you may want to start off small and work yourself up to the size youā€™ve always wanted.

    How to Use A Dildo Diagram

    Key Points:

    • Set the mood and make sure you're ready for the experience
    • Apply some water-based lubricant to theĀ dildoĀ and yourself
    • Gently insert using the smooth and tapered tip and begin to thrust
    • Fantasise about whatever gets your rocks off
    • When you're finished, make sure yourĀ dildoĀ is cleaned and stored properly

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    HOW DO I CLEAN MY DILDO?

    The first thing you should do once you receive any sex toy from any retailer is to clean it! The toy will arrive sterile but it will still need to be cleaned first to ensure any debris from the packaging has been completely removed.Ā 

    Thankfully cleaning aĀ dildoĀ from Sexy Emporium is super easy!Ā Simply, fill a bowel full of warm soapy water, submerge your new dildo, clean and rinse the dildo. Once cleaned, leave to air dry! Top tip ā€“ donā€™t waste your money on sex toy cleaner, warm soapy water provides the best results and saves you money!Ā Ā 

    Be sure to never use a household cleanser or anything that could cause irritations

    We recommended you clean yourĀ dildoĀ after every use, and this will also save you the embarrassment of quickly running to clean your toy during your next erotic encounter!

    How Do I Clean My Dildo

    Benefits:

    • Clean yourĀ dildoĀ before its first use
    • Clean yourĀ dildoĀ after each useĀ 
    • You only need to use warm, soapy water with ourĀ dildosĀ for best results
    • Once cleaned, leave to air dry
    • Store yourĀ dildoĀ in a cool, dark and dry place, such as a draw
    • Make sure yourĀ dildoĀ is not left touching other sex toys as the materials can react
    • For best practice, store yourĀ dildoĀ in a bag or box
    • Cleaning and maintaining yourĀ dildoĀ will ensure it lasts the test of time
    • Please do not use a dishwasher unless yourĀ dildoĀ is made from glass, metal or ceramic

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    HOW TO PICK THE BEST DILDO?

    It can be tough to pick the perfectĀ dildoĀ for yourself ā€“ the range of hundreds of products is overwhelming unless you know exactly what youā€™re after. Weā€™re constantly working to make the process easier and at the same time continue to expand our huge variety of sex toys.

    How Do I Pick The Best Dildo?

    Key Points:

    • This is all down to personal choice
    • Consider which size you would like, what material and what colour
    • Does it need any special features?Ā 
    • Suction cups, a curved shaft or does it need to be a certain shape? Consider everything to pick the perfectĀ dildo

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    TYPES OF DILDOS

    REALISTIC DILDOS

    Realistic DildosĀ ā€“ if youā€™re looking for aĀ dildoĀ that is as close to the real thing as possible, then please head over to our realisticĀ dildosĀ category where you will find anatomically accurate artificial penile.

    Realistic Dildos Example

    Key Points:

    • Lifelike style which mimics a real penis
    • Real feel materials make it feel just like the real thing
    • Strong suction cup base can hold it steady whilst you play hands-free
    • Available in a choice of colours and sizes
    • Well engineered and reliable sex toy that is able to perform on command

    Start with:Ā Superior Realistic 7 Inch Dildo

    Best for: Beginners who are trying their first dildo

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    SLIM DILDOS

    Slim DildosĀ ā€“ Certain situations require slimmerĀ dildos, first time users are wise to start here, pegging will require a smallĀ dildo, or if it's purely for the novelty factor, our slimĀ dildosĀ category featuresĀ dildosĀ with smaller overall circumference than the average selection.

    Slim Dildos Example

    Key Points:

    • Designed to be easy to insert
    • Usually slightly shorter and better for beginners
    • Smooth, tapered tips help make insertion comfortable
    • Strong suction cup base means they can be used hands-free or as part of a strap-on kit
    • Available in a choice of materials, colours and styles
    • Perfect for anal sex as they're not too intimidating for a newbie

    Start with:Ā 5.5 Inch Anal Starter Dildo

    Best for: Someone who wants less girth, great for anal sex and beginners

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    ANAL DILDOS

    Anal DildosĀ ā€“ TheseĀ dildosĀ have been carefully selected for anal play. They feature flared bases to prevent mishaps and the sizes are not too intimidating for most users.

    Anal Dildos Example

    Key Points:

    • Specifically designed for anal as they feature suction cup and wedge bases
    • Soft materials and smoother shafts make them easier to insert
    • Smooth, tapered tips ease insertion
    • Available in a choice of sizes
    • Lifelike real feel materials make them feel like the real thing
    • Easy to use, clean and use again

    Start with:Ā Real Feel 7.5 Inch Pegging Dildo

    Best for: Anyone that is going to use a dildo for anal sex, these are a must have

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    LARGE DILDOS

    Large DildosĀ ā€“ Go big or go home! If size really does matter, then we have you covered. Maybe youā€™re an old pro looking for a newer model, or maybe youā€™re working your way up through our ranks, whatever your situation weā€™re here to fulfil it.

    Large Dildos Example

    Key Points:

    • Larger than averageĀ dildosĀ to create that nice full feeling
    • Strong suction cups can hold these beasts steady
    • Can be used to produce intense orgasms
    • Includes all the realistic features of any realistic dildo
    • Real feel materials help make them soft and comfortable
    • Can be used as part of a strap-on kit with the right harness
    • Easy to use, clean and use again with just warm, soapy water

    Start with:Ā Long Texas BBQ 12 Inch Large Dildo

    Best for: Anyone that wants a bit extra length and girth. These will fill and thrill!

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    EJACULATING DILDOS

    Ejaculating DildosĀ ā€“ Looking for aĀ dildoĀ that can squirt a liquid of your choice wherever you need it? Buy an ejaculatingĀ dildo! These handy companions mimic male ejaculation, but we leave you to decide where you want it.

    Ejaculating Dildos

    Key Points:

    • Some of the most realisticĀ dildosĀ on the market
    • You are able to squirt a variety of liquids including water, milk and cum like lubricants
    • Can be used hands-free or as part of a strap-on kit thanks to the suction cup base
    • Available in a choice of sizes, colours and materials to suit all fantasies
    • Easily cleaned using just warm, soapy water

    Start with:Ā 6 Inch Ejaculating Dildo

    Best for: People who want a dildo that is able to squirt a liquid of their choice

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    DOUBLE ENDED DILDOS

    Double Ended DildosĀ ā€“ Double the trouble? If youā€™re looking for dual satisfaction in the bedroom, or looking to satisfy your partner, consider a double endedĀ dildo. Featuring two different heads, the flexibility in these toys allows for double penetration or you can ride along with your partner!

    Double Ended Dildos Example

    Key Points:

    • These allow 2 people to insert theĀ dildoĀ at the same time
    • Great for lesbians who want to experience penetration at the same time using the same toy
    • TheĀ dildoĀ can also be used solo for double penetration
    • Many different styles are available to suit all desires
    • Strong and reliable materials make these some of the most popularĀ dildosĀ we sell

    Start with:Ā Real Feel 14.5 Inch Double Ended Dildo

    Best for: Couples play where both can share the thrill of penetration at the same time

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    STRAP-ON DILDOS

    Strap-on DildosĀ ā€“ Pair your favourite Sexy EmporiumĀ dildoĀ with one of our strap-on harnesses for a wild adventure or pick one of our premade strap-on kits to spice up your sex life!

    Strap-On Dildos

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    • Great for lesbians who want to experience penetration
    • Women can use their strap-onĀ dildoĀ on their partner, this is called "pegging"
    • Fully adjustable harness covers a lot of UK sizes
    • TheĀ dildoĀ can easily be switched for something bigger or smaller
    • Easy to use and clean

    Start with:Ā Brown 5 Inch Strap-On Dildo With Pink Harness

    Best for: Couples and beginner strap-on users