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Me You Us  |  SKU: MYU-P-012

Me You Us Complete Harness Kit

£34.99


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1 - 2 Days

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30 Days

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Description

Me You Us Complete Harness Kit – 2 Dildos, One Secure Harness, Endless Ways to Play
Hands-free suction • O-ring compatible • Smooth 5" & textured 7" options

Ready for versatile fun straight out of the box, this complete kit pairs an adjustable strap-on harness with two different dildos. Switch between a sleek 5" shaft for easy entry and a lifelike 7" textured design for extra stimulation. Use the harness for partner play, or press the suction-cup base onto a smooth surface for hands-free adventures.

✔ What you’ll love
✔ Adjustable, body-hugging harness for a secure fit
✔ Two swap-out dildos: 5" smooth & 7" realistic texture
✔ Suction-cup base for hands-free play on smooth surfaces
✔ Flared base for harness use and added safety
✔ Quick swap between sizes without changing the harness

✦ The Specifics
✦ In the box: ➤ Adjustable harness + 2 dildos (5" smooth, 7" textured)
✦ Harness: ➤ O-ring compatible, designed for flared-base toys
✦ Base: ➤ Suction-cup (for stable, hands-free play)
✦ Materials: ➤ Body-safe, easy-clean (harness & dildos)
✦ Care: ➤ Clean toys with warm water & mild soap/toy cleaner • Wipe harness clean • Air dry fully before storage

✦ Key Feature Summary (Yes/No)
➤ Two dildos included: Yes (5" & 7")
➤ Suction-cup base: Yes
➤ Harness included: Yes
➤ O-ring compatible: Yes
➤ Dildo vibrates: No
➤ App/remote control: No
➤ Waterproof harness: No (wipe clean only)

✦ Storage & Compatibility Notes
➤ Use flared-base dildos that match your harness ring for a snug, stable fit.
➤ For hands-free play, attach the suction-cup to a clean, flat, non-porous surface.
➤ Store toys separately to keep finishes pristine; avoid extreme heat.

✦ FAQs
Can I use other toys with this harness? Yes—any flared-base dildo that fits the harness O-ring.
Which dildo should I start with? Choose the 5" for a slimmer feel or the 7" for added texture and fullness.
What lube works best? Use a quality water-based lubricant for comfort and control.

✦ Delivery & Discreet Packaging
Same-Day Dispatch on weekday orders placed by 4 PM (Mon–Fri).
Fast, discreet delivery across the UK and worldwide in plain packaging.
➤ Typical times: UK 1–2 working days (Tracked 24/48) • Europe 3–7 • USA 5–10 • Rest of World 7–14 (tracked services).

✦ Why Buy From Us?
➤ UK-based support • 500,000+ happy customers • Plain-packaged parcels • Hand-checked orders.

✦ Returns Summary
➤ 30-day returns on unopened, unused items in original packaging.

✦ Compliance
➤ All items are Phthalate-free according to EU regulation REACH.

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