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Supreme Sex Toys  |  SKU: DL-36-FLESH-B1

Mr. Silky Smooth: A Dapper 5-Inch Realistic Dildo

$18.00 $21.00


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Description

Meet 'Mr. Silky Smooth' – The TPE Beau You Didn't Know You Needed!

Hold onto your knickers, ladies and gents! For in the grand realm of pleasure, 'Mr. Silky Smooth' reigns supreme. Whether you're a first-timer or a seasoned pleasure seeker, our dashing dildo promises a jolly good time.

The Tantalising Tidbits:

  1. Just Starting Out? Fear not! It's perfectly portioned for those new to the game.
  2. Feels Oh-So-Real: Like that uncanny neighbour who insists he's seen a UFO. Only this, you'll want to touch.
  3. A Sight to Behold: Hand-finished and boasting every nook, cranny, and (ahem) vein. Wink.
  4. Stay Put, Old Chap: Rock-solid suction for hands-free revelry. Or attach to the forehead for an impromptu unicorn costume. We don't judge.
  5. Splendid in Soaks: Completely waterproof, because sometimes one just needs to frolic in the tub.
  6. Proper Safety Standards: Assuredly phthalate-free and compliant with the REACH regulations. So on the mark, it's like a perfectly steeped cuppa
  7. Tip-Top Secret Delivery: Ships in a nondescript box, so even if your postie's a right nosy parker, your secret's safe!

The Particulars for the Proper Peeps:

  • Total Length: 7.87 Inches (that’s about two digestive biscuits end-to-end, give or take)
  • Insertable Length: 5.11 Inches
  • Diameter: 1.38 Inches (a proper stout fellow!)
  • Circumference: 4.3 Inches
  • Weight: A mere 290g – about the heft of a sturdy scone, just without the clotted cream.
  • Material: Superior-grade TPE (the creme de la creme!)

Before you ride off into the sunset with 'Mr. Silky Smooth', slather on some water-based lube. When you've had your fun, a bit of warm soapy water will keep him spick and span.

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Supreme Sex Toys

Mr. Silky Smooth: A Dapper 5-Inch Realistic Dildo

$18.00 $21.00

Meet 'Mr. Silky Smooth' – The TPE Beau You Didn't Know You Needed!

Hold onto your knickers, ladies and gents! For in the grand realm of pleasure, 'Mr. Silky Smooth' reigns supreme. Whether you're a first-timer or a seasoned pleasure seeker, our dashing dildo promises a jolly good time.

The Tantalising Tidbits:

  1. Just Starting Out? Fear not! It's perfectly portioned for those new to the game.
  2. Feels Oh-So-Real: Like that uncanny neighbour who insists he's seen a UFO. Only this, you'll want to touch.
  3. A Sight to Behold: Hand-finished and boasting every nook, cranny, and (ahem) vein. Wink.
  4. Stay Put, Old Chap: Rock-solid suction for hands-free revelry. Or attach to the forehead for an impromptu unicorn costume. We don't judge.
  5. Splendid in Soaks: Completely waterproof, because sometimes one just needs to frolic in the tub.
  6. Proper Safety Standards: Assuredly phthalate-free and compliant with the REACH regulations. So on the mark, it's like a perfectly steeped cuppa
  7. Tip-Top Secret Delivery: Ships in a nondescript box, so even if your postie's a right nosy parker, your secret's safe!

The Particulars for the Proper Peeps:

Before you ride off into the sunset with 'Mr. Silky Smooth', slather on some water-based lube. When you've had your fun, a bit of warm soapy water will keep him spick and span.

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