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    Supreme Sex Toys  |  SKU: DL-19-BB-BLACK

    SplashMaster McSquirt: Black Ejaculating Dildo 7-Inch

    $21.00 $27.00

    Colour: Black

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    Description

    Unleash the "splash" with our impressively lifelike, kinda posh, and somewhat hilarious ejaculating buddy! Measuring at a "not too shabby" 7.48 inches, the SplashMaster McSquirt is here for the laughs, gasps, and oh-my-gods.

    Why It's a Hoot:

    • Detail Overload!: It’s like an art project gone naughty. Hand-carved with veins, bulges, and an impressive attention to detail. Talk about craftsmanship!
    • Ejaculation 101: Fill 'er up is easy peasy lemon squeezy. Just give those balls a squish, dip the tip, and let it slurp up your chosen liquid. Comedy climax on demand!
    • Suction Shenanigans: Slap it on a smooth surface and voilà! Dance-off, wall mount, or even a vertical limbo challenge, the choice is yours.

    Specs For Nerds:

    • Total Length: 7.48 Inches (or about the length of a particularly large banana 🍌)
    • Diameter: 1.41 Inches (hold the pickle jokes!)
    • Weight: A light 392g
    • Material: World-class, maybe-fancy, skin-safe PVC.

    Cool Beans Features:

    1. Lifelike squirting – because why not?!
    2. Details so real, it's like a Where's Waldo of anatomy.
    3. Flexes better than that one dude at the gym.
    4. Suction so strong, it once lifted an elephant! (Okay, not really. But it’s good!)
    5. Sexy Emporium strap-on harness compatibility: Because teamwork makes the dream work.
    6. EU regulation REACH says it’s phthalate-free. High five!
    7. Stealthy delivery: Nobody needs to know about your comedy gold purchase.

    Extra Deets:

    • World's Strongest Suction Cup Base (just kidding, but it’s close!)
    • Contains Latex: Perfect for balloon animals! (Please don't.)
    • Flexibility: Limbo champion.
    • Waterproof: Singing in the shower just got better.
    • Compatibility: Bring a friend or a harness!
    • Special Feature: Surprise squirt!

    Care Tip: Loves a good bath with warm soapy water. A clean toy is a happy toy!

    Order now, and let the good times squirt... uh, I mean, roll! 😜

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    Supreme Sex Toys

    SplashMaster McSquirt: Black Ejaculating Dildo 7-Inch

    $21.00 $27.00

    Unleash the "splash" with our impressively lifelike, kinda posh, and somewhat hilarious ejaculating buddy! Measuring at a "not too shabby" 7.48 inches, the SplashMaster McSquirt is here for the laughs, gasps, and oh-my-gods.

    Why It's a Hoot:

    Specs For Nerds:

    Cool Beans Features:

    1. Lifelike squirting – because why not?!
    2. Details so real, it's like a Where's Waldo of anatomy.
    3. Flexes better than that one dude at the gym.
    4. Suction so strong, it once lifted an elephant! (Okay, not really. But it’s good!)
    5. Sexy Emporium strap-on harness compatibility: Because teamwork makes the dream work.
    6. EU regulation REACH says it’s phthalate-free. High five!
    7. Stealthy delivery: Nobody needs to know about your comedy gold purchase.

    Extra Deets:

    Care Tip: Loves a good bath with warm soapy water. A clean toy is a happy toy!

    Order now, and let the good times squirt... uh, I mean, roll! 😜

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