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    Sexy Emporium  |  SKU: DS-55-BROWN

    The Impaler 13 Inch Dildo Brown

    £19.00 £24.99

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    Description

    Extra Long For Trembling Thrills!

    The Impaler 13 Inch Dildo is one mighty piece of penetrative rubber. A significant development on a typical “large” or “big” dildo, haha, this beast easily puts them all to shame and dwarves all average human penises!

    Meticulous details run the length from tip to base, and he's ooh so groovy, the throbbing veins are reminiscent of gigantic waves, heavily raised to provide intense stimulation as he descends.

    The smooth and tapered tip will to some degree ease insertion, although at 1.96 inches wide with a circumference of 6.1 inches, it was always going to be a bit of a squeeze!

    Solution? Water-based lubrication and practice! Set the mood and prepare yourself as you amuse yourself for hours trying to tackle these immense proportions! Did I mention it’s oversized?

    The details have been added by hand, including throbbing veins, deep creases and contours, every single nuance has been considered.

    Now let us take a look at this suction cup! It’s well designed and easily holds the weight of this beast. Once stuck, you can easily remove it by getting your finger under the suction cup to release the hold. Some of you out there will want to know that yes, indeed it can be used with your Sexy Emporium strap-on harness if you’re using a large silicone “O” ring.

    This dildo does not feature any balls, allowing for maximum insertable length of 12.4 inches

    The Impaler 13 Inch Dildo is made from skin-safe, firm but flexible PVC that is phthalate-free according to EU regulation REACH.

    Easy to clean, we recommend warm soapy water, once cleaned leave to air dry.


    The Specifics:
    Total Length: 13 Inches (350mm)
    Insertable Length: 12.4 Inches (315mm)
    Diameter: 1.96 Inches (50mm)
    Circumference: 6.1 Inches (156mm)
    Weight: 700g 
    Material: PVC

    All items are Phthalate-free according to EU regulation REACH

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    The Impaler 13 Inch Dildo Brown

    £19.00 £24.99

    Extra Long For Trembling Thrills!

    The Impaler 13 Inch Dildo is one mighty piece of penetrative rubber. A significant development on a typical “large” or “big” dildo, haha, this beast easily puts them all to shame and dwarves all average human penises!

    Meticulous details run the length from tip to base, and he's ooh so groovy, the throbbing veins are reminiscent of gigantic waves, heavily raised to provide intense stimulation as he descends.

    The smooth and tapered tip will to some degree ease insertion, although at 1.96 inches wide with a circumference of 6.1 inches, it was always going to be a bit of a squeeze!

    Solution? Water-based lubrication and practice! Set the mood and prepare yourself as you amuse yourself for hours trying to tackle these immense proportions! Did I mention it’s oversized?

    The details have been added by hand, including throbbing veins, deep creases and contours, every single nuance has been considered.

    Now let us take a look at this suction cup! It’s well designed and easily holds the weight of this beast. Once stuck, you can easily remove it by getting your finger under the suction cup to release the hold. Some of you out there will want to know that yes, indeed it can be used with your Sexy Emporium strap-on harness if you’re using a large silicone “O” ring.

    This dildo does not feature any balls, allowing for maximum insertable length of 12.4 inches

    The Impaler 13 Inch Dildo is made from skin-safe, firm but flexible PVC that is phthalate-free according to EU regulation REACH.

    Easy to clean, we recommend warm soapy water, once cleaned leave to air dry.


    The Specifics:
    Total Length: 13 Inches (350mm)
    Insertable Length: 12.4 Inches (315mm)
    Diameter: 1.96 Inches (50mm)
    Circumference: 6.1 Inches (156mm)
    Weight: 700g 
    Material: PVC

    All items are Phthalate-free according to EU regulation REACH

    Sex Toy Size

    • XL

    Sex Toy Colour

    • Tan Skin
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